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Sloprano is a song sung by the Great Mighty Poo in the video game Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remaster, Conker: Live and Reloaded. It features the titanic turd gloating about his appearance and how he is going to kill protagonist Conker.
In the Xbox remaster, the song was censored to include fart sounds over the multiple profanities.
The song was performed by the Great Mighty Poo's voice actor, Chris Marlow.
Mi mi mi mi mi
I am the great mighty poo
And im going to throw my sh*t at you
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?
Do you really think you'll survive in here
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How'd you think I keep this lovely grin?
[Have some more caviar]
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly sh*tty little tag nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt
Yes my butt
That's right my butt
[Ah, you cursed squirrel, look what you've done!
I'm flushing, I'm flushing!
Oh what a world, what a world!
Who'd thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful claginess?
Oh! I'm going! Oh! Oh! No! Oh!]
[Now that's what I call a bowel movement!]