"My Goody Two Shoes Brother" is a song from Phineas and Ferb. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz as he explains to Perry the Platypus that, while there are a lot of people in the world he hates, his brother is the one he despises the most.
The song is performed by Doofenshmirtz's voice actor and series co-creator Dan Povenmire.
Lyrics[]
(Vanessa, music please)
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!
There are lots of horrid people on this planet
That I would love to give a lashing to!
But my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir!
I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!
(You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?)
Other Appearances[]
- The song is featured on the album Phineas and Ferb.
Videos[]
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Evil Jingle • He's a Bully • Queen of Mars • E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S. • Busted • When We Didn't Get Along • My Nemesis • My Goody Two Shoes Brother • The Balled of Badbeard • He's Eviler • Impress My Professor • Hail Doofania! • Chains on Me • Happy Evil Love Song • I'm Me • Yodel Odel Obey Me • Important to Look Your Best • Doof' N' Puss • Not So Bad a Dad • Evil Hand Rap • I Really Don't Hate Christmas • Christmas Cannot Be Destroyed Not Even by a Naughty-Inator • Bust Your Brothers • Egyptian Guitar Solo • The Guards' Wishes • Red Rubber Boots • Gimme Your Money • There's A Platypus Controlling Me • Back in Gimmelshtump • Rain-Inator • With a Dart • Blueprints • Gumshine and Bubble Sun • Real Boy • He's Doof • Brand New Best Friend • Evil Tonight • Were-Cow • Epic Monster Battle • Cereal Tune • Lies • I'm Handsome • Looking for Books • Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz • Weaponry • Evil for Extra Credit • That's the Norm • Heck of a Day • Kick My Way Into Her Heart • Kinderlumper • New Greenland Anthem • My Evil Buddies and Me • Doof's Evil Hideout Vacation Swap • O.W.C.A.'s Goin' Down • Straight Up Bust • Pic-A-Nic Bust • In the Empire • Socks • Sith-Inator • Talk to Him • Inator Method • Army of Me • Lots of Me • All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced • Doof 101 • Mid-Life Crisis • Tomorrow is This Morning Again • Adulting |