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"Brand New Best Friend" is a song from the 2011 animated television movie Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his second dimension counterpart as they become fast friends.

The song is performed by both Doofenshmirtzs' voice actor and series co-creator Dan Povenmire.

Lyrics[]

[Do I know you?]
[Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.]
[Well, that would explain the handsomeness.]
[Right back at you, big guy.]
[Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?]
[I suppose so.]

Do you want some rice pudding?
No, that's gross!
It was a test! Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race!

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
[But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.]
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
It's in this pouch
[Ouch!]
[You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.]
[Yeah?]
[Nothing...]

Do Lamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right
He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
(Ooh-wee-ooh!)
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me!

Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo
That's right
Twice the evil!
Double Doofenshmirtz!
Coming at you, Fridays!

[What? What's that? Are we doing a TV show together?]
[Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!]
[Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.]
[That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one...Eh?]

Other Appearances[]

  • The song is featured on the albums Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions and Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension Song Sampler.

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Trivia[]

  • In an animation error, just before 1st Dimension Doofenshmirtz says "Coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz for a split second.
           PhineasAndFerbNavbox Songs

Evil JingleHe's a BullyQueen of MarsE.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.BustedWhen We Didn't Get AlongMy NemesisMy Goody Two Shoes BrotherThe Balled of BadbeardHe's EvilerImpress My ProfessorHail Doofania!Chains on MeHappy Evil Love SongI'm MeYodel Odel Obey MeImportant to Look Your BestDoof' N' PussNot So Bad a DadEvil Hand RapI Really Don't Hate ChristmasChristmas Cannot Be Destroyed Not Even by a Naughty-InatorBust Your BrothersEgyptian Guitar SoloThe Guards' WishesRed Rubber BootsGimme Your MoneyThere's A Platypus Controlling MeBack in GimmelshtumpRain-InatorWith a DartBlueprintsGumshine and Bubble SunReal BoyHe's DoofBrand New Best FriendEvil TonightWere-CowEpic Monster BattleCereal TuneLiesI'm HandsomeLooking for BooksDrusselstein Driving Test WaltzWeaponryEvil for Extra CreditThat's the NormHeck of a DayKick My Way Into Her HeartKinderlumperNew Greenland AnthemMy Evil Buddies and MeDoof's Evil Hideout Vacation SwapO.W.C.A.'s Goin' DownStraight Up BustPic-A-Nic BustIn the EmpireSocksSith-InatorTalk to HimInator MethodArmy of MeLots of MeAll the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be DivorcedDoof 101Mid-Life CrisisTomorrow is This Morning AgainAdulting

           DisneyNavbox Songs

Disney Animated Flims
Hi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No StringsHi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise)The Coach to Pleasure IslandNight on Bald MountainHit the Big Boss (For a Raise)Pink Elephants on ParadeMan ReturnsFee-Fi-Fo-FumHeadless HorsemanSing, Sweet NightingaleThe Walrus and the Carpenter'Twas BrilligPainting the Roses RedMarch of the CardsWho's Been Painting My Roses Red?The Unbirthday Song (Reprise)A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)A Pirate's Life (Reprise)The Elegant Captain HookThe Siamese Cat SongCruella De VilMad Madam MimI Wanna Be Like YouTrust in MeThe Phony King of EnglandHeffalumps and WoozlesA Huntin' ManThe Horned KingThe World's Greatest Criminal MindGoodbye, So SoonPoor Unfortunate SoulsLes PoissonsPoor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)Home on the RangeBelleGastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongPrince Ali (Reprise)Be PreparedStampedeThe Virginia CompanyThe Virginia Company (Reprise)Mine, Mine, MineSavages, Pt. 1Savages, Pt. 2The Bells of Notre DameOut ThereHellfireParis BurningAnd He Shall Smite the WickedThe Gospel Truth IIPerfect WorldKronk's Theme MusicThe Firebird Suite(You're The) Devil in DisguiseYodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-OoFriends on the Other SideFriends on the Other Side (Reprise)Healing IncantationMother Knows BestMother Knows Best (Reprise)The Backson SongMarch of the OreoLove is an Open DoorWolvesKakamoraShinyKnow Who You AreAt All CostsThis Is The Thanks I Get?!Knowing What I Know Now

Pixar Films
La CucarachaKronos UnveiledRollin' in the RearviewSongbirdSong of Mor'duRemember MeMuch Needed AdviceLa LloronaMidnight, The Stars And You

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for MeForget About LoveYou're Only Second RateWelcome to the Forty ThievesAre You In or Out?Don't Fall in LoveThings Are Not What They AppearMy LullabyNot One of UsJunkyard Society RagHere We Go Another PlanFeel Like a MillionPerfectly PerfectJust One Mistake

Other Animated Films
Everybody's Got A Laughin' PlaceIt's a "B" MovieCutting EdgeWorthlessKidnap the Sandy ClawsOogie Boogie's SongGloomius MaximusI, Ivan KrankPetey's King of FranceChains of LoveIt's Our House NowIf I Ruled the WorldSidekicks and HenchmenThe Frigate That Flies

Live Action Films
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Animated Series & Shorts
The Skeleton DanceWho's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?Der Fuehrer's FaceThe Best of EverythingFat Cat StompThe Lobster Mobster's MobThe Beddy Bye BluesYou Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 1)You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me (Part 2)Evil LullabyMy TownOne Good ManYzmopolisBoom-Da-BoomLet's Slay The BeastMortimer MouseCedric the GreatAll You DesireHelping HandA Kingdom of My OwnThis Fliegel Has LandedWendell's WayMy Evil DreamsMy Power Will Be Crystal ClearGet WickedOn Your/My OwnLord Dominator's ThemeLet the Pun Fit the CrimeMandrake's Evil JamI'm the Bad GuyTonight We StrikeJackal StyleOutta the WayPanic and RunLions Over AllWe'll Make You a MealBring Back a LegendI Have A PlanBig Bad KengeWe're the SmartestLet Me Make You ProudLet Me Make You Proud (Reprise)Ready As I'll Ever BeI'm Gonna Run This DumpLi'l Ol' MeWeirdmageddon ThemeWe'll Meet AgainYou Can't Catch MeDon't Look NowThe Art of the StealWe've Got Dance PowerSky PiratesDecay IncantationWaiting in the WingsCrossing The LineWaiting in the Wings (Reprise)Nothing Left to LoseGoblin JailGlomTales Theme SongI'm Not Very NiceHeartstomperSasha Theme Song TakeoverWhatcha Playin’?If We’re Gonna Play Owl House…Blame It on TobyKilljoyEvil As Can Be

Deleted Songs
Rolling Along to Pleasure IslandI'm OddBeware the JabberwockNever Smile at a CrocodileThe Pirate SongEvil - EvilThe Mighty HuntersDon't Buy a Parrot from a SailorThe Creation of Cruella De VilHow Much You Mean to Me/Court Me SlowlyNot in Nottingham (Prince John Demo)Silence is GoldenAll Good Things Must EndArabian Nights (Reprise 1)Arabian Nights (Reprise 2)Why Me?Humiliate the BoyMy Finest HourBe Prepared (Reprise)Snuff Out the LightPerfect World (Yzma)Gonna Get My WishYou're YouLife's Too ShortIt's Gonna Get WeirdHans of the Southern Isles (Reprise 2)

Theatrical Songs
Another PyramidLike Father Like SonMeMaison Des LunesChow DownThe Madness of King ScarIt's Never Too LateI Want the Good Times BackSweet ChildLes Poissons (Reprise)I Want the Good Times Back (Reprise)Sweet Child (Reprise)Sweet Child (Reprise)Diamond in the RoughMake a Little NoiseFlower of GoldThe Bottom LineThe Bottom Line (Reprise)Hans of the Southern IslesHans of the Southern Isles (Reprise)I Knew I Smelled A RatPrologue'Night, Kittens

Video Games
I Love FurPuppies, Oh, PuppiesThe Rat TangoGo Bananas in the Coconut TreeA Mood for FoodRunVillains of a SortThe Heartless Has ComeSquirming EvilOne-Winged AngelDr. Finkelstein's SongHail to Mr. OogieCasino ClashA Filthy FinaleOrganization XIIIThe 13th StruggleUrsula's RevengeIt's a Small WorldOpeningThe Mad Doctor Isn't MadI'm Falling ApartThe Fall of PrescottThe Mad Doctor's PlanMad Doctor's Wonderful World of EvilPiece of My World

Promotional Songs
Honest JohnMonstro the WhaleIf You Wanna See Some Strange Behavior (Take a Look at Man)The Legend of Davy JonesCruellaI'm Gettin' Good at Being BadShadow ManDo What I Wanna DoLove is a Magical Mystery

Parks
Hawaiian War ChantYo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)Grim Grinning GhostsBurrow's LamentFriend Like IagoUh-Oa's SongGuardians of the Galaxy Monsters After Dark

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